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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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fairydust-in-my-veins:

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unamusedsloth:

Hopefully a miracle. [via]

unamusedsloth:

Hopefully a miracle. [via]

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finickydesert:

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finickydesert:

Jesus Deer via /r/funny http://ift.tt/1ucZDOE *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* If you need some cloud ☁ space I would suggest you try copy(20 gb if you use the link, sign in to the app and click on the verification email) http://ift.tt/1qAr57v dropbox (2.5 gb) https://db.tt/aWL2Q0For OneDrive 7.5gb: http://ift.tt/1kOLdCv

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Reblogged from loki-has-a-tardis
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via mtulrb)

Reblogged from sizvideos

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

sizvideos:

Rescuing a terrified abandoned dog - Video - Follow us

don’t ever be mean to dogs

seriously

I will come into your home and kill you 

(via mtulrb)

Reblogged from surimistick

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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